Mary was making apricot jam. She put all the apricots in the pot and stirred them up. Then she remembered she had to add 1 ounce of lemon juice for every two apricots! How did she figure out how much lemon juice to put?
A headless lawyer had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
6 in roman
After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10 IX=9 and so on) the teacher asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation the teacher made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.
Which word that begins with the letter I and by adding the letter A becomes another word that is pronounced the same?
You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?"
Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why? CORSET COSTER SECTOR ESCORT COURTS
What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Next 3 letters
What is the next 3 letters in this riddle? o t t f f s s _ _ _
What is the center of gravity
With thieves I consort With the vilest in short I'm quite at ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me And savants can't lose me For I am the center of gravity
What is a computer virus?
The Queen Bee
A queen bee was buzzing a worker bee was buzzing a honey bee was buzzing and a killer bee was buzzing. How many bees were in buzzing?
Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday Tuesday and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday Friday and Saturday.Alice asks the lion what day it is he says "Well yesterday was one of my lying days." Alice can"t figure it out just from the lion"s answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says "Yesterday was also one of my lying days." What day is it?"
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique Regis Michelle Fawn Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica Katie Abby or Tilly?
Breaking and Falling
What falls but doesn"t break and what breaks but doesn"t fall?"
State and Capital
What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital?
The Movie Stars
What word/phrase is described by the following rebus? Julio Iglesias Lana Turner Dinah Shore John Wayne Nichole Ritchy John Ireland Elizabeth Taylor John Travolta Barbara Eden Jack Nicholson Clue: Paris Hilton has nothing to do with the answer.
I start with the letter 'e' and end with the letter 'e' and i usually contain 1 letter BUT i am not the letter 'e'!! what am i??
What 7 letter word
What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
In the NBA how many men are on the basketball court for each team?
He and He
Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters 'he' in that order. There are two possible answers.